Dumb warnings I have located and a few that might come in handy...
Blockbuster Rental DVD
Be kind - rewind.
European Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
And finally this one might come in handy in just about 2 months.....
*********Various Parts of Jamaica
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps "Sleeping Policemen", so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, "Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead".
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