I thought I should try to lighten my mood so I found these in an old email and thought I would include them.
*Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
*Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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