Quick little post...

Neat little meme but the answers can only be two words!

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
His adultery
2. When was the last time you shaved?
Last Saturday
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Refereeing children
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
reading blogs
5. Are you any good at math?
tested out
6. Your prom night?
Drunken blur
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Sam Houston
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Paid off
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
MySpace stinks
10. Last thing received in the mail?
Jamaica Instructions
11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Pepsi Milk
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?
Voice Mail
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Warrant Poison
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Too White
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Braces smashed
16. What is out your back door?
Car Garage
17. Any plans for Friday night?
Packing luggage
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Don't care.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Teacher standard
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yes sleep
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Yes Duh!
22. Some things you are excited about?
Jamaica Heaven
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Cherry Grape
24. Describe your keychain(s)
Crosses Superman
25. Where do you keep your change?
Coke Bottle
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Training meeting
27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Land's End
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Hot swam
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
open cat