Friday, May 19, 2006

Funny newspaper ads...

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.





JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $ 300.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.Call Stephanie.
(maybe I should do this)




FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall
fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

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