Jim Bob's trailer park

Ok it has been too heavy lately so I decided to lighten the mood and make fun of a few people...so maybe I might at least get an angry comment or something!

You know you're from Jim Bob's trailer park if:

...you have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip
...the biggest city you've ever been in is Wal-Mart
...your working TV sits on top of your nonworking TV
...if you thought the Unabomber was a pro wrestler
...if you've ever used an ironing board as a buffet table
...if you think a quarter horse is that ride in front of the Kmart
...if your neighbors think you're a detective because the cops always bring you home
...if a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvement
...if you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher
...if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury
duty
...if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph
...if somebody tells you that you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.