Look in a mirror before you leave the house!

OK I am going to get on my little soapbox for a moment and comment on some hideous things I have seen recently.

1. Check your "rear view" mirror before you leave the house. I don't want to see crack especially if it is attached to a tool belt. And absolutely NO crack with Cottage Cheese dimples in it!

2. I am a firm believer in the theory that anything spandex should not be produced or made in certain sizes.

3. If you can't breathe while buttoning your pants to put them on...it really isn't going to get THAT much better once "they get stretched out"

4. Muffin top. Don't do it. I have done it on accident on occasion but once you see yourself you'll understand why people tell you NOT to do it.

5. And for the men out there...If your jeans make you look like this guy (below) does in his jeans we are NOT turned on! Somethings are better left to the imagination or not thought of at all.

6. If your cleavage is so high that you have a serious risk of suffocation should you lean too far forward then it is time to let those babies breathe a little
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7. Just do everyone a favor and look in the mirror before you leave the house.