If you click here you can go to a page that is a simulated pizza order.Go ahead.... but make sure the sound is on.
Back? OK...
Now as funny as that may be....Somehow I don't really think we are that far away from the local pizza shop having access to all these things. Now I am hoping that the conspiracy theorists don't come out of the woodwork but I am curious as to any other opinions by my loyal reader(s).
And now for the better late than never:
Christmas carols for the PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED.
1) SCHIZOPHRENIA---- DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?
2) AMNESIA-- I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
3) NARCISSISTIC-- HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING ABOUT ME
4) MANIC-- DECK THE HALLS AND WALLS AND HOUSE AND LAWN AND STREETS AND STORES AND OFFICES AND TOWNS AND CARS AND BUSES AND TRUCKS AND TREES AND FIRE HYDRANTS AND.......
5) MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER----WE THREE QUEENS DISORIENTED ARE
6) PARANOID---SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO GET ME
7) BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER---THOUGHTS OF ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
8) FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER---YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I'M GONNA POUT, I'M
GONNA CRY, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU WHY!
9) OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER---JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
10) AGORAPHOBIA---I HEARD THE BELLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BUT WOULDN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE
11) SENILE DEMENTIA---WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND, MILES FROM MY HOUSE IN MY SLIPPERS AND ROBE
12) OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER---I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS SO I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE
13) SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER---HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS WHILE I SIT HERE AND HYPERVENTILATE
14) ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER--WE WISH YOU....HEY, LOOK! IT'S SNOWING!!!
I think I may have at least one of each of these people in my family. And sorry about all CAPS but the copy and paste was the easiest way.
1 comment:
One more reason to give up ordering pizza I guess...I know there is all kinds of personal info floating around out there, that is how the government is setting things up. For example, by law your credit card interest rate can be raised if you are late paying your electric bill. Why should the credit card company have access to this information let alone be able to use it against you, and yet they can. One (of many) reason I don't use credit cards anymore.
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